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When you are taking a dump, its the splash of water that hits your ass, as it hits the water
I did not need to wipe after that shit because of a nice big ole dolphin kiss
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The act of pulling down one's pants, to the bare ass, and sitting or preferably jump sitting on someone elses nose. This is most successful when your butt hole lands directly on the victem's nose.
While he sat down I dolphin kissed him.
She has a brown nose because I dolphin kissed her
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when a guy tries to kiss a girl and she says, "later, later" so the guy rubs his nose against hers like a dolphin
Guy to his friend... " I tried to hook up with her but she told me later, so i gave her a dolphin kiss instead!!"
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When you take a poop in a fresh porta potty and the blue water splashes your butthole.
Oh they just cleaned the porta potties at the job site, maybe I'll get lucky and get some dolphin kisses.
The act of two people spreading thier cheeks and rubbing the butt holes against each other
I walked in on my parents giving each other a dolphin kiss
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A auto-emitted shower of gas(flatulance) that is collected by the use of your hand while showering with your partner.
A Dolphin Kiss only works if your in the shower with your partner, spouse or best friend. By letting water flow down your back you create a pocket of air between your taint and hand. Proceed to flatulate in your hand and then just throw it in your partners face. It is in no way wrong to practice alone.
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When two guys are have sex with a girl, one in the butt and one in the vagina and their dicks meet in the middle
Dude I was banging this chick in a threesome last night with another guy, and we thrusted at the same time and felt our tips touch, dolphin kissing!
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