Dolphin Show

After getting blue-balled, a man must go home and finish the job. This produces so much semen that you must set up a splash zone and give out ponchos to those around you- like at a dolphin show.

Man 1: Damn man, I got blue-balled earlier today.
Man 2: Yeah? Sucks man.
Man 1: yeah. I got home, and it was a freakin dolphin show.

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Dolphin Show

Any situation that exists despite blatant, ill-conceived protests to the contrary.

While she sat in the front row at 6 Flags watching the dolphins swim by, Mary could not help but exclaim to the boyfriend who was paying no attention to her, "This is not a dolphin show."

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