Dom Walsh Syndrome

An illness relating to supporting a poor Premiership team in Manchester. Despite having Campo and Okocha, Bolton will still never be as good as West Ham. Sufferers of DW Syndrome are aware of this on a basic level, but struggle to admit it. More developed strains of the sydrome see the supporter wish he supported both Wolves and Walsall. The illness was named after the most serious sufferer.

"I wish I supported West Ham as opposed to Bolton... NO! I DON'T! HE'S SO GOOD THEY NAMED HIM TWICE! LALALA!.....Mmmm Harewood is my hero...."

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