Don't Real

A term combining "isn't real" and "don't exist", this internet meme was coined by MannixThePirate of Youtube and Blogtv.

Some things that don't real include: aliens, mental illness, female orgasms, God, 9/11, grammar, and mudkipz.

Paul: Hey man, look at those hot lesbians over there!

Nick: Pfft, you're a moron. Lesbians don't real.

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Don't Real

Non Existent. Not real. Saying something isn't real, or something that doesn't seem real. Something that is fake, or lame.

1GOD1JESUS: PRAISE JESUS and GOD!
MannixThePirate: Pff Jesus and God don't real, dumbass!

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Don't Real

When something don't real

9/11 don't real, AIDS don't real, cars don't real, the moon landing don't real

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Jews don't real

The hottest of takes, common on the left and the right, positing that Jews do not exist, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Closely related to the concepts of "Jews aren't Hebrews", "Jews aren't Israelites", "Jews stopped existing when Jesus", and "Jews are Khazars", all of which it may or may not overlap with, depending on the particular genre of meshugges.

Jews don't real. PROVE ME WRONG

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