don’t ask

Implies that someone did something obvious, and does not want to be questioned about it.

Wife: how many Michelobs did you drink for dinner?

Husband: Don’t ask...

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Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.

Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.

Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.

Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?

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I don’t remember asking

I don’t remember asking is the perfect way to ruin someone’s moment, as soon as their telling you something use it. It ruins their day.

Yo that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
“So me and my friend were driving...”
“Ay that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking”

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I don’t remember asking

something to say to your friends when you didn’t ask for what they just said.

dylan: bro i got 100% on my test!!
tyler: that’s cool but i don’t remember asking

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You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

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Don’t ask don’t tell

The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.

Kake: “What did you spend $20 on yesterday?”
Jack: “Don’t ask don’t tell”