Don Rodrigo

A type of dessert-replacement whereby the waitress or waiter proceeds to put on knee pads, crawl under the table, and fellate the customer.

Often abbreviated to Donny Rod, and inherits it’s name from a traditional Portugese dessert

“And for dessert I’ll have the Don Rodrigo”
knee pads

“Had the best meal last night, even got a donny rod on the house”

“This is a really classy restaurant, I bet they have the best Donny Rods known to Man”