Donald Trump Sex Maneuver

When the sex is that bad you are forced to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and tell the person your having sex with that their fired!

When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.

The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.

When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.

"I'm sorry I'm not that kinna girl that would go down on a guy on a first date."

"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."

I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!

"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"

"Your Fired!"

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