Done the Deed

Doing the sexual intercourse with another person. Said like this to be funny

Samuel: Mom, Dad, How was your day?
Mom: Listen, we heard you had sex with your swim instructor.
Dad: Son, we heard you during when you had Done the Deed at the local Gym...

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Done the Deed

A phrase someone says when feeling guilty and not wanting to talk about the actual act, usually pertaining to murder

Guy 1: Hey, where were you?
Guy 2: At my cousin's castle
Guy 1: Well...did you kill him?
Guy 2: I have done the deed
2. Zout, damned spot, Zout, I say!

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who done the dirty deed

Whenever you ask a pregnant woman who is the father of her baby

James: Yo Mary, I see you're pregnant who done the dirty deed then?

Mary: Oh it was Mark