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He has an extremely large penis, tall but fucking dopey! Gday Mate How Ya Goin!
Donkus was just inside your mum
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A simple minded meathead. Similar in stature to the lummox, but not without positive qualities. Often kept in a group for the hi-jinx that his nature naturally brings about.
Meshes well with the dingus.
"Hey Duder, is Bartholomew a retardo or what?"
"Nah, bruh, that donkus is the balls! I didnt know what giggles were til he came thru"
"Skittles. Wanna grab a fish taco?"
"Nah, but i bet you a foreskin that donkus grabs Darlas taco before we tuck in."
"Don't degrade women, Jessup."
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Donkus is a word to describe somebody when they do a really stupid thing. It is commonly used against males, but it can be used against some females.
Mike: Jon, did you fuck the dog again?
Jon: Yeah Mike, why?
Mike: Jon, you Donkus! you weren’t supposed to?
Jon: Too late now.
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penis of above average size, that is used as tool to awake sleeping/passed out male friends and in some cases family members. A donkus is usually known all too well by the group of friends that it is associated with. Despite it's bad reputation and over-exposure it is an important part of the group dynamic and always "up" for a good laugh.
"Dude the Donkus woke up P-Dizzle again, I think P-Dizzle is starting to like it."
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An ingrown hair on the asshole.
Jordon, you're a Hoffle Donkus
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When you receive a dm from a girl asking for a dick pick and refusing. About an hour later she dm's your friend saying you were dating for a year, even though you have a girl friend, and you are also transgender.
This girl asked for a dic pic but it turned into a donkus poncus.
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