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Donnie Baker

One of the friends of the Bob and Tom radio show. His real name is Ron Sexton, who is also known for popular call-ins to the show, such as: Kenny Tarmac, Floyd the Trucker and Morgan Freeman. Often is found in the classifieds, with a boat for sale. Also a member of the band, "Donnie Baker and the Pork Pistols."

Quotes:
"Hey man, it's Donnie Baker."
"I swear to God I would"
"Shut up, Randy."
"I gotta go."
"Hey baby what say you and me have a three way: you, me and some of this pork!"

by TheCaffeineJunky March 19, 2007

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Donnie Baker

An awkward, incest-bread human being that will make you wonder why God would torment you with their bullshitery. Someone who tries to be funny but just ends up acting very, very awkward.

We all know a few Donnie Bakers. They most notably have mullets, date white trash trailer park bitches, and drink Natural Light.

You see that guy Chris over there? He's the one with the beer gut, wearing his old high school football jersey. He's bragging about how he made $20 on the Mayweather/McGregor fight. He's such a Donnie Baker.

by God's Pimp Hand September 6, 2017

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