dont... me, bro

A mock of the infamous line, "Dont tase me bro!"
Usually paired with a picture.
The blank can be filled in with anyhting rhyming with "tase."

The captioning under a picture of a donut:
"Dont... me, bro!"
Filled in with "Glaze"

The caption under a picture of a fish:
"Dont... me, bro!"
Filled in with "filet's"

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dont tase me bro

What that guy at the University of Florida said to the police when they tried to tase him.

Dont tase me bro!!!!!!!!!!

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dont taze me bro

To tell someone to stop fucking with you or being stupid

"bro i just had a fucking 3 some last night wth your mom"
"Dont taze me bro"

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dont tase me, bro

don't touch me; keep your hands off me; leave me along

Sheriff stops a citizen; citizen doesn't like being stopped; sheriff decides to apprehend citizen and citizen responds by saying "Dont tase me, bro."

Origine was a University of Florida student creating a disturbance during a political discussion. When security personnel tried to apprehend him, he initially tried to fight them off, and they used their Taser on him to subdue him while he was saying "don't tase me, bro". They used the Taser on him anyway.

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