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Door Job

A Door job is a sex move used by lonely men, trying to get thrills but shoveing there penis into a door, and constantly slamming it. When the penis is red and bleeding it provides satisfaction. Most men prefer to hire a hooker to grease the hinges of the door, to make slamming faster and more effective. From this point on you might require laser surgery to fix , broken bones in the Pelvis area.

Brian: Hey Jake why are you going for Penis Surgery again?

Jake:I think im addicted to Door jobs.......

by BrianRingo July 11, 2010

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reverse door job

See Door job;
Same as Door job; but when you lay someone the fuck out when they knock on your door.

"Ryann knocked on Sean's door. Sean reverse door jobbed him"

by Sean Perera November 24, 2007

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