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Doornament

One of those flyers that gets hung on front door by the landscaper, cleaning service, realtor, etc...

Wow Joe, that's a lot of doornaments on your front door. Almost looks like nobody lives here.

Yeah, those solicitors don't ever knock and I always come in through the garage.

by Rayarchwood January 22, 2012

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doornament

n. Decoration, usually overdone, or tacky, found on a door at Xmas or Thanksgiving. Sometimes can also be regarded as a dorkoration.

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This is the place. Lenny said there'd be a horrible doornament.

Ahh. I think it's sweet.

Yeah, but you are high on xmas cheer, and crack.

by gnostic 1 December 19, 2013