Dot the I

When a gentleman reaches sexual completion leaving a heaping load of wad on his mushroom tip, and proceeds to tenderly dab his spluge on the eyelid of his hoebag.

"Yo Joe, on Friday night I took that floozy back to my place and she let me Dot the I.

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dot the i

Dot the i - (verb, origin: generally used as a reference to the marching band of Ohio State, the taint of educational institutions)

Definition: when a man (or a woman with a strap on) has anal sex with someone, pulls out, draws a line in shit up the receiver's back and then "dots the i" with semen (or spit, if you're a "lady")

I'm going to take my mom home, bend her over the sink, and dot the i

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dotting the i

Penetrative anal sex between a male and a female, with the female oriented so as her gash is vertical, with arsehole uppermost. This must follow vaginal sex. If the lady flips 180 degrees, this is dotting the exclamation mark.

After she came, I put on the tv to distract her, whilst casually dotting the i.

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dot the i's and cross the t's

to pay a great deal of attention to the details of something, especially when you are trying to complete a task: The negotiations are nearly finished, but we still have to dot the i's and cross the t's.

We have to widen our perimeter. Dot the i's and cross the t's.

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dot the i's and cross the t's

A workplace equivalent of "the dog ate my homework"
Often used by smooth talking business semi-professionals, who repeatedly fail to meet deadlines for producing important documents or reports.

"It's imperative to ensure we dot the i's and cross the t's. This attention to detail changes slacking to stacking, in terms of paperwork output"

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Dot my I's and cross my T's.

Making sure your tax documents look sound and legal.

"Robert I am getting audited next week and I am going to have you fill out a w-2 for working here." said Uncle Sam.

"But boss I've been working here for a year and a half." replied Robert."
"I know but I need to make sure I dot my I's and cross my T's." explained Uncle Sam.
"What does that mean?." stated Robert.
"Just put you started here last week." grumbled Uncle Sam.

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cross my t's and dot my i's

1. To make sure something

2. To be real on something

"I cross my t's and dot my i's yeah I'm for real" (taken from Post Malone and Kehlani "Feel" lyrics)