Double Duck

A Southern expression used to convey sympathy for someone who has experienced two consecutive misfortunes.

Ernie: Hey, I'm devastated. I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me!
Bert: Sorry, man.
Ernie: What's worse, she cheated on me with my best friend!
Bert: Double ducks...

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double ducking

Double ducking:

The process of avoiding two volleys of sperm launched towards the face, usually from an over eager lad.

eg

Did you jizz on her chops last night mate?

Nah! Tried twice lad, but she double ducked

Opposite of a face dribble duo it’s double ducking

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double my ducks

To put more effort into something and be more successful.

Robert: Ya, so I am going to have to double my ducks in the next competition.
Anna: Too true, you wouldn't want to duck out of the competition.