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When a person has a large butt and they pass gas, It's a double fart. The first is when it exits the butthole, the second when it escapes the butt cheeks.
Nicki Minaj throws major double farts with that huge butt of hers.
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A fart that was meant to be farted out once, but some of the odor is trapped in the ass so you need another fart to clear it all out.
I intended to fart after eating the BLT, but it became a double fart.
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When a female is sitting with her legs together and a fart bubble sneaks up and into her vagina, thus forcing her to squirm in her chair so she can re-fart the same fart.
I thought my girlfriend was having a seizure in her chair, then I realized she’d been attacked by a Vag-bubble Double Fart.
a) When your farts are already at a deadly level but it's as if your fart came to life and died again and leaked out of your butt hole.
b) When your fart lingers in an area, driving a person(s) away from that area, and when they come back, the fart is still there. (also known as a "double-taste")
a) Chris: I just farted.
Isaac: It's okay, i did too.
Chris: Holy crap, dude! I've been drinking protein shakes all day and ... ahhh!.. what the hell is wrong with your butt hole!?
Isaac: I dunno. They're pretty deadly, huh?
Chris: No man, your fart came to life and died, like a double-death fart!
b) AHHH! Who farted!?! **everyone leaves**
**everyone returns moments later** Oh My God! Why is that fart still here? I had to taste it TWICE!
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(V) sound of a fart made from friction of double hands
I miss my gf, I wanna double hand fart.
When something sucks major ass, or is not cool.
Its double thumbs-down fart noise when you have to clean "mess" your friend left after fucking your mom.
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When farting in a sitting position, a fart splits at the butthole, a portion of the fart goes up the front and the back at the same time, both making a different sound at once.
It sounded like two people farted, but it was just a double end fart from one person.