When you have extremely bad diarrhea that when you're shitting two turds come out at the same time.
"Dude, I just had the worst double poops in my life."
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When you announce you have pooped and then pooped agian
Johnny: brb poop
jimmy: okokok!!
Later.....
Johnny: blah blah blah
jimmy:blah blah blah
Johnny: BRB double poop
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When someone eats poop, then digests it and poops it out… that new poop is called double poop. Double poop is poop thats made out of poop cuz u ate poop.
I ate poop for dinner last night and took a double poop this morning. It smelled so good, holy crap I loved it.
The double ghost poop is when you go to take a shit and there is nothing on the toilet paper when you wipe your ass, but further more there is also NOTHING IN THE BOWL.
Frank: Dude am I tripping out or did I just take a double ghost poop?
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1. noun; the act of slapping each cheek of the rump; first with a back hand, followed promptly with a forehand. * Note: handprint showing each digit of the SAME HAND must be present to render a proper poop double pap slap.
Person 1: Does you ole lady like spankin'?
Person 2: Only if you do it right.
Person 1: I heard that - poop double pap slap.
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