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Double Sunrise

When you wake up with morning wood and bust a nut, then go back to sleep and wake up and do the same again.

Damn son, i woke up to a double sunrise yesterday.

by 89notchstang October 13, 2008

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double-barrel sunrise

When commits suicide with a shotgun, it is the remnants left on the wall (and ceiling) behind them.

He left his wife and kids.... and a double-barrel sunrise.

by Lord Sayten February 20, 2011