A perfectly formed shit log tapered on both ends
I feel 10 pounds lighter after dropping a double taper
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George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"
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a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett
When two gentlemen perform a dutch rudder and both poop during the fluid exchange.
George Brett feel asleep after his double tapered dutch rudder
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