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When you sneeze and fart at the same time
Sincere apologies, that was a double out...
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When you are about to cum after doing a girl in the butt, so you spit on her back, then she turns around and you spit in her face, then cum in her butt-hole.
She'll be shitting cum-balls tommorow after i gave her the double fake out.
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To be in the middle of foreplay with a partner of the opposite sex, on a evening (or day) when many alcoholic beverages were consumed, only to have both parties simultaneously pass out, resulting in no one getting laid.
" Man I ended up wheeling that rocket from the bar last night back to my place, but it ended up being a DP..."
"Double Penentration? You sick son of a..."
"No man, DP Double Pass-out, the worst"
"Yikes"
Taking a dump in the toilet tank while having your dong slobbed by someone sitting reverse on the toilet while they are dumping
Me and my girlfriend totally did a upper decker reverse blumpkin double dump out!
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when you are white on the outside, but black on the inside-- that's a inside out oreo. if you're that and double stuffed-- you are extra black on the inside. :)
johnny-- yo man im an inside out oreo!
bob-- well im an inside out, double stuffed oreo! beat it!
johnny--.... i cant homes.
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