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The best bloody burger ever made. You can buy it from McDonalds. At the bottom is bread, then cheese, then beef, more cheese, more beef, more cheese, pickles, onions, tomato sauce, mustard and then bread. Just reading this should make your mouth water.
Bob: Can i have a medium double quarter pounder meal with a coke as the drink ?
McDonald's Employee: Sure, that comes to $8.45
Bob: Thanks mate
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When Male is on the toilet and his female partner comes in and wants sex, the Male continues his business while female sits on his erect penis facing him and that is called multi-tasking.
Dude: "Hey girl, ya down for a double quarter pounder?"
Female: "Hell yeah, let me hop on"
Or
Female:" hey babe, whatcha doing?"
Dude: "Takeing a shit!"
Female: "Damn, that is hot, I'm gonna hop on that cock and take you to pound town!"
Dude: "This is tha shit!"
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A heart attack between two buns
Guy- Hello... hmmm I'd like to order a Double Quarter Pounder with fries and a large drink.
*1 hour later*
Guy- Where am I
Doctor- The emergency room
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wow i wouldnt mind sticking my chicken mc.nugget in between her double quarter-pounder
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When you take two quarters and place a quarter on each of your lovers butt cheeks and slam them doggie style. If both coins land on heads, you get your dick sucked. If both coins land on tails, you proceed with anal. If the coins land heads and tails you get to sit on their face. May the odds be in your favor.
You wanna play a game of Double Quarter Pounder?