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Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.
You're such a douche bagel you should sell yourself at panera bread.
a word that means douche bag.
same as douche donut.
"hey, that guy's a douche bagel"
"yeah, his mom told me that too and he stole my word!"
Someone who is a douche bag and looks like a Jewish person.
They may actually be Italian, but have a Jew fro and a beard that would make a 17 year old look like a pedo.
They may actually wear glasses as well.
Ex. GOD! Salvatore Ciano is such a douche bagel. He needs to get a life and stop lurking the internet. Freaking douche bagel.
synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.
"hey douche bagel, what's up?"
"that guy is a fucking douche bagel!"
An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.
(May or may not shower weekly)
This Douche bagel keeps repeating "Yo, Gintel you there?", it is not funny.