Douchi

Someone very good at douching, often receives payment to douche people, because there skills are so good.

Dude! im going to see that douchi tonight!

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Douchie

Taking a picture of someone taking a selfie

Check out this douchie of this chick taking a selfie.

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Douchy

In Australia, among high school and university students, Douchy refers to the legend of a man (Andrew Douch) who makes biology videos that are inflicted upon many students. He's great but such a meme.

We've got bio next, another hour of Douchy because the teacher can't be stuffed thinking of a proper lesson.

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Douchy

An undesirable character flaw.

Don't you think it was douchy that the chef took the day off for his birthday?

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douchy

when someone is being difficult or just plan stank. "Douche bag-ish" if you will.

Jack: "What is wrong with Bill?"

Jill: "He has been real douchy since Alice left him"

Jack: "Ah, totally understand. She did him dirty"

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The Douchies

The official awards ceremony for douchebags, where those displaying the most douchebagginess and engaging in the greatest amount of douchebaggery are granted honors and forever remembered for being the douchebags that they are.

"Envelope, please.......and tonights's Douchie goes to............ the loud, obnoxiuos, drunk, greasy douchebag at the end of the bar who keeps yelling at the bartender for vodka straight-up on the rocks. Congratulations!!"

"That guy's on the road to Road to The Douchies!!"

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Douchiness

n. - doo-schee-nehss - The quality of being a douche or douche bag; used when an act is flagrantly lame or reconfirms an already existing suspicion that an entity has douche-like attributes; typical of a person or thing that doesn't command respect.

Fox News' douchiness was on display when they suggested Obama eat a slice of watermelon during a debate.

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