The absolute horniest and most depressing possible version of down bad
John is Down Cataclysmic on Twitter
A category 3 level of being down bad, being down cataclysmic can only be used to describe someone willing to go so low that one would have to otherwise be insane to commit such acts. Down Cataclysmic is so bad that one does not even need to respond with a sentence, they can just say "Down cataclysmic".
Similar to down horrendous and down bad, but much much worse.
"I took an 8 hour plane ride and $140 dollar Uber to see her, but she was busy that day, so I jerked off to her Bitmoji in the public bathroom and then went home."
"Down Cataclysmic.
This is the worst instance of down bad any human being could ever experience.
Boy 1: Yo dude did you here, that guy that jerked off to the sound of her voice
Boy 2: That guy is down cataclysmic.