Downingtown East High School

Downingtown East High School was established in 2003 after Downingtown High School split which is now known as Downingtown West. The principal is Paul E. Hurley, famous for his ponytail. Downingtown East is in the richer area of the two schools. Also is the more intelligent school. At East most girls are slutty and the guys think they are hot shit. 80% of the students blaze the ganja. Then there are the faggots who write bomb threats in the bathrooms, the school has to evacuate everyone from the building. It's not funny. Downingtown East is not as good in sports as West except for a few like girls basketball and boys lacrosse and hockey. And the arguement will never end who is the better school, East or West.

Normal Day at Downingtown East High School.

kid 1: yo man, you need any trees?
kid 2: nah bro i'm good, i just got some bangin kush the other day.
kid 1: oh word...
kid 2: yeah, wanna blaze that shit tomorrow?
kid 1: alright dude, im down.

Bomb Threat Evacuation #3

Mr. Hurley (on loudspeaker) : There has been a threat to the school, for the safety of students and staff, we will be evacuating the building at this time

kid 1: here we go again....
kid 2: if i find out who's doing this, this kid will be dead.
kid 1: i know right, this kid is in deep shit.

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Downingtown East High School

Downingtown East High School is the superior school to Downingtown West. The schools were split in 2003 and East quickly became a better school. (More money, better sports teams, smarter students, etc.) West students will often say "The stadium is on West Campus though." This is true, however West was built first so it is there by default. Weed sales are through the roof at East, and one can probably witness a deal going down in any bathroom at any time (usually the one by the gyms).

The one biggest downside is the fact that 60% of all guys in the school believe that they are the best thing to ever happen to women everywhere. Usually these guys are wearing khakis as street clothes, Nike sneakers or slides, high black socks, a Diamond Supply Co. sweatshirt, and have a short haircut with a flare in the front. In truth, some of them are chill and don't think extremely highly of themselves, but 58% of them are just faggots. Just typical "Swag Fags". Most of these students are part of the Class of 2016. The worst of them are the ones who often try to be black around the few black students, but live in the local upscale neighborhoods such as Byers Station, Eagle Reserve, or Bell Tavern.

The principal has a ponytail, one teacher wears a kilt, there have been several bomb threats, and the girls are more attractive than at West. West Girls are anorexic, tanorexic, and dumber than a rock. East Girls are as intelligent as they are attractive. East is better.

Downingtown East High School Conversation:

East Student #1: Some West kids were talking shit about East and saying how them having the stadium makes them better.

East Student #2: They should just give up as a school.

West Student: You just can't not handle our Swag.

East Student: "Can't not" is a double-negative. Learn to speak English. I don't think colleges look for "Swag" when accepting students.

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