Dr. Fording

When a grown woman speaks like a teenager using extreme vocal fry, to get undeserved sympathy.

I broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her cheating, and I have refused to take her calls. She's been leaving messages on my voicemail, Dr. Fording.

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Dr. Forded

accusations and allegations against you being believed with no factual evidence

HIM: "Bro... you're the girl who got blackout drunk and hooked up with 10 guys at that party last year, right?"

HER: "I just moved here from Africa."
HIM: **ignores facts and logic** "So you are?"
HER: "Ugh I was warned about this... I'm being Dr. Forded.

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