Dr. Philibuster

What Congress would likely engage in if they tried to decide whether a certain fake 'n' fat physician with a bald head and creepy eyebrows should be removed from da public eye.

Da arrogant TV celebrity McGraw has such a cult following dat there's a good chance dat a lot of da nation's senators and representatives are hard-core fans of his, and so there would probably be a major "Dr. Philibuster" in Washington if they tried to throw him off da air.