When a bro is not actively pursuing pussy, he be dragginβ dick.
GARFIELDβs lousy excuse for dragging dick the other night was that he ate too much HAM and PUMPKIN pieβ¦ He is the cockest! Also, he is a butt pirate
When one sits down or stands up from the toilet seat and their dick drags across the end of the seat. Especially common with short bowl toilets and closed loop toilet seats.
We replaced the toilet in the downstairs bathroom to reduce the occurence of dick drag.
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The act of dragging your dick up and over your mate after having sex
After haveing sex with my girl friend i wanted to dick drag her so i pulled it out and dragged my dick up her belly and across her face
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to joke, jest, pull one's leg
"There's no way I just won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes! Shoot, darlin', you must be draggin' my dick through
the cole slaw."
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A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
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An unpleasant, uncomfortable and inconvenient experience
βThat 13 hour car trip was an absolute dick dragβ