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Dragon Boating

The act of placing ones face in the cleft of the buttocks of another and motorboating the cheeks.

Suzie and I were fooling around and I flipped her over and straight took her to Dragon Boating town. She loved it.

by GentooThePenguin June 17, 2011

360πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


Dragon Boating

Placing your testicals on a persons face who is lying down and placing your hands on their needs behind you, then proceeding to deficate whilst dragging your testicals down their face and body with a rowing motion

I was with a girl/guy last night and they let me go dragon boating on them

by Dj Poor Ox January 24, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dragon Boat

Dragon boat. The oldest and BEASTLIEST of all river sports in the world. It originated in China, about 2,000 years ago.

The boats are about 40 feet long and weigh 2,000 pounds. Each fits 22 people: 20 paddlers two to a seat, a drummer and a steersperson.
A good dragon boat team has all 20 paddlers paddling in sync and can move relativley fast in the water. A sucky boat will look like a catepillar going down the river and won't move fast. At all.
The paddle speed ranges from 70-90 strokes per minute, give or take a bit.

Crew teams generally think they are better than dragon boats because they go faster. Big whoop. Not our faults they call power 10's when we're paddling light.
And we are more man. We get splashed like crazy and have water constantly in our faces.
There is a WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP in Summer 2009 in Prague, Czech Republic. A lot of the world will be there.

EXAMPLE:
Crew Kid One: WOAH! DIDJA SEE TEAM USA GO DOWN THE RIVER!?
Crew Kid Two: YEAH! They looked super sexy.

Crew Kid Three, thinking to himself: I should have joined Dragon boat. It's so beast.
Crew Kid Four: I do BOTH, therefore I am amazing. And I have time.

Crew Kids 1 2 3: *glares at dragon boat-er*

EXAMPLE 2:
Coach: Alrightey guys, 30 minute piece today. We're training for the 2000 meter.
Dragon boat kids: OHNO I MEAN YAY.

by a paddler August 19, 2009

35πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Dragon Boat

A place where two males can openly engage in oral sex. Usually one of the males consumes extremely spicy wings, and proceeds to blow hot air (fire) on the partner’s dick.

β€œHey man, wanna head to Dragon Boat later?”

β€œSure, I’ll grab the wings!”

by Dicktionary2222 February 5, 2019


Dragon Boat

A type of boat invented by the Japanese in the 1800's, now a days people use dragon boats for racing and raising money for a cause or just for simply fun. The most notable Dragon Boater Is Orgo Curry.

The Dragon Boat Was Very Big

by Dj U know who December 3, 2016

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


UC Dragon Boat Club

U of T’s best dragon boat team. Fastest on the water, strongest in the gyms, the friendliest and most welcoming team.

You joined UC Dragon Boat Club?? Woah, can I join too?

by New Dragons November 23, 2021