The reason the battery on my iPhone dies. This game simulates people actually texting you with its numerous updates! It may perhaps be able to make a taken guy evolve into a single man after level 20 is reached in game.
iPhone: bing bing!
Derek: oh, hey Ben you got a text! Is it a sexy lady?
Ben: Even better...
Derek: A sexy lady... and her twin sister?!
Ben: Nah bro, Dragonvale update, my rainbow dragon just finished incubating!
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The game I've been addicted to since 2009. The housing market crashed cause I spent too much money on gems. Only really sexy people play Dragonvale. We don't need bitches if we have dragons. Nothing makes me happier than making two dragons do the dirty in the cave. If only I had friends to send me gems.
Josh: Hey everyone come play Dragonvale with me!
Julia: Only if I'm able to breed dragons without their consent!
Quinn: Absolutely, I love EggyHatchy so much.
Josh: Great! Can you send me gems so I don't spend too much money and crash the housing market.