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My girlfriend left me after seeing it.
Person 1: *vigorously beating it*
person 2: im breaking up with you
person 1: why
person 2: drake has a fatass cock and
you dont. (drake snake)
THE END
Person 1: hey babe what are you looking at and vigorously masturbating to?
Person 2 (babe): nothing hon.
Person 1: its the drake leak isn't it, you're looking at his drake snake, his ten metre defeater, his rod of reckoning his-
Person 2: im leaving you for drake
Person 1: wowzers.
Drake snake. Image of drake showcasing his huge 10 foot+ snake.
Tom: Hey did you see the Drake Snake leak?
Lewis: Yeah it was almost as big as Mason's!
A term to define a PM nd. 90 Semi-Auto Pistol AKA as a Draco, with a long extendo clip. The Draco is known as a "baby" AK-47 and is the most common weapon name-checked in the rap scene.
Them boys peeled out when I pulled out the Drake with a Snake.
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A bazooka is a man-portable recoilless anti-tank rocket launcher weapon, widely deployed by the United States Army, especially during World War II. Also referred to as the "stovepipe", the innovative bazooka was among the first generation of rocket-propelled anti-tank weapons used in infantry combat. Featuring a solid-propellant rocket for propulsion, it allowed for high-explosive anti-tank (HEAT) shaped charge warheads to be delivered against armored vehicles, machine gun nests, and fortified bunkers at ranges beyond that of a standard thrown grenade or mine. The universally applied nickname arose from the M1 variant's vague resemblance to the musical instrument called a bazooka invented and popularized by 1930s American comedian Bob Burns.
Person 1: Have you seen the Drake's Snake?
Person 2: Who the fuck is Drake?
Person 1: *dies*