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Dreamjob

A dreamjob is said to be potential when you have incredible amounts of sperm building up in your system, to no relief.

This persistence of non-relief is then abruptly ended when your mind takes over and instills a fantastic dream in your deepest sleep, a dream so real that an incredible explosion occurs in your pants, at the hands of no one but your dreams.

In effect, your dream gets you off.

"Man I hadn't masturbated in so long, I got a dreamjob last night."

"My dream really got me good last night, Federico."

"I prefer a dreamjob to sex, Samuel Ferdernicker."

"I exploded in my gawdamn pants last night, Jeffrey Paulertucker, a damn dreamjob, I tell ya what!"

by DPaptG February 5, 2010

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Dreamjob

Oral sex delivered while the recipient is asleep.

"I fell asleep at work this afternoon, and my boss gave me a dreamjob! I couldn't believe it."

by April 19, 2022


Oreo Extreme Dreamjob

When you take your date to the Cheesecake Factory, and he/she/they crawls under the booth and gives you a blowjob after eating Oreo Extreme Dream Cheesecake with oreo still in his/her/their mouth. (Credit for name to be given to Josh aka Fuckface).

Boy, you went to Cheesecake Factory? Did she give you an Oreo Extreme Dreamjob.

by lizzzkitty February 8, 2022