A hilarious 2024-2025 parody of the hyper-disrespectful gold-digging "sparkle sparkle" entitlement movement promoted on social media by toxic feminazis. It exposes the crazy entitlement of high-bodycount gold-digging feminist hoes who manipulate men into paying for all of their expenses like their hair, nails, brows & lashes appointments, rent or mortgage payments, car payments, insurance payments, etc. in exchange for days with her. Sparkle Sparkle is basically prostitution by another name. Drizzle Drizzle makes fun of that feminazi absurdity.
So I went on a first date with Karen, but she actually expected me to pay for the meal, and she didn't offer to pay for my car payment, car Insurance, gas, rent, and my new Jordans so I could be there for her on this date. So I told her she's obviously broke, and I got up and left drizzle drizzle.
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A dog whistle for a broke men who want women to treat them like a princess. These men are very confused and think they are "the prize". Many men use the phrase to celebrate men financially/physically abusing women. Some men who used this phrase are also attracted to children "no hymen no diamond" announcing their preferences for girls and not women. These men are most likely never tested for STDs hence the drizzling.
I pretended to like a single mom so I could move in eat her food and use her for money drizzle Drizzle. If you can't pay for me we don't belong together drizzle Drizzle.
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The opposite of Sprinkle Sprinkle; a way of giving financial-oriented dating advice to the girls (gold diggers). A catch phrase when talking about broke dusty men who have nothing to offer financially. Drizzle Drizzle is about equality. Which guy wants to be with a broke dusty girl? Drizzle Drizzle. If she's not pulling her weight someone else will.
I went to a restaurant with this girl and she asked aren't you going to pay for the meal?
I said WHAT??? โจ Drizzle Drizzle โจ I got ready for you, drove us here, and you want me to pay for the food. You could just say you're broke.. Blocked her immediately
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The words a man uses when they are offended that young women do not find them attractive. Either because of low finances or because they are if age to have prostate issues and only leak when they pee instead of having a steady flow. Often used in response to "Sprinkle sprinkle."
The ladies who we cant afford say "Sprinkle sprinkle," I cant compete with masculine men so I just match the feminine energy and say "drizzle drizzle".
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boy version of sprinkle sprinkle (soft guy era)
being the one who sits back and relaxes during a relationship while their woman does the work and pays for their food
I just rejected a woman because she didn't handle the bill during our date at a fancy restaurant, drizzle drizzle
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Something conservative incels say when they can't accept that they embody everything a woman hates
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a stupid incel-aligned movement based on false pretenses.
Incel: Drizzle Drizzle, Women should have to pay for their food on dates
Me: If you want women to do that, why don't you find one that doesn't? It aint that hard.
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