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A fart that stays were you left it. Usually very gasseous.
Drop farts are good, because they don't follow you like a normal fart does. Easy to walk away from them.
The most annoying of all farts. It is not as deadly and destructive as the dread cheese, egg or dog farts. However, the drop biscuit fart lingers a lot longer than the aforementioned farts. It's as if this fart is baking in the over just flicking you in the nose with its' annoying odor. You may or may not see a pale brown cloud emanate from the farter's ass after a drop biscuit fart.
Christ almighty, that goddamned Benson, he started off the road trip by launching a drop biscuit fart in the jeep and put the power lock on the windows. That friggin' fart rode the whole 2 hour trip upstate with us!
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Leaking a little unexpected wet fecal matter when attempting to pass a fart. Causes an immediate sphincter clench and the need to find a wipe.
Roger tried to squeeze one off during his meeting but ended up with fart drops. Made for an itchy meeting till they took a break.
When someone very rarely interacts with you on social media, but when they do it's to say something bitchy or mildly unkind.
Brodie likes to pretend we're friends, but he only ever drops by to fart in the hallway.
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When you feel a fart coming while your sitting down,to avoid gas getting caught between your chair and your anus you get on
the edge of the chair and rip one.
Shit, I feel some gas coming, betting take a fart drop-off
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