Dropped Yoghurt

the ever-unfortunate Premature ejaculation

"Dude, how did it go with that chick from Physiology 1 last night??"
"Not so good - we got back to my dorm and were just pashing when i dropped my yoghurt."
"Dude... weak."

"What's that stain on your trousers?"
"Dropped Yoghurt"

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dropped a yoghurt

When a girl starts her period.

Hannah "I was in M&S and I dropped a yoghurt"
Laura "Better go change your tampon"

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Drop your yoghurt

Drop your yoghurt.
A term used by females when excited over something that makes them moist and come.

Sarah: Crikey Donna, I wouldn’t mind being the filling between that man sandwich.

Donna: Blimey, you’re right, that’s enough to make you drop your yoghurt