Drunk Chicken

A drunk chicken can be one of four things each with a similar meaning.

1. A legit chicken that has ingested too much alcohol in one serving

2. A chicken that is super crazy or wacky

3. A very very drunk person who is acting like a dork or a chicken

4. A CRAZY human that is acting like they are drunk even though they have not in any way shape or form had any alcohol

How they are said

(1) Woah, Cierra that one drunk chicken!

(2) this chicken is acting like a drunk chicken

(3) hey, hey, hey, Mckenley, your a drunk chicken you can't drive!

(4) Emma, are you trying to look like a drunk chicken right now?

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chicken drunk

affected by fried chicken to the extent of losing control of one's faculties or behavior.

Hey Doug, I ate so much Popeye's I might be chicken drunk. The fat is clogging up my thoughts.

Too Drunk For This Chicken

Not being able to understand something, can not comprehend something, or can not handle something.

Example 1-
Guy 1: "This math test is so hard! What's the answer to number 5??"
Guy 2: "Dude i don't know, I'm way too drunk for this chicken!"

Example 2-
Guy 1: "Dude, i didn't know you could bench 225! Let me give it a shot"
Guy 2: "Ha, come on man, you're too drunk for this chicken."
Guy 1: "Man i ain't no Puss"

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