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As drunk dial except applies to instant messages, often even more socially destructive and/or hysterical, due to the fact that electronic evidence of the conversation remains.
NOTE: If you feel you may be the victim of a drunk IM, they are typically characterized by:
- unbelevvable mispellings
- incoherent topic and sentence structure
- frequent prideful declarations of the fact that the IMer is thoroughly intoxicated
A drunk IM:
heyyou shouldd come over wer drinkign imean not dfrinking were drink
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When you get on the messenger and im people that you wouldn't otherwise talk to and tell them that you like them and want them.
"did I drunk im you the other night? is that why you're leering at me?"
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Woah i had too much smirnoff vodka!! Im not a slav but i am one tonight. Russian vodka is turning me into a slav, im drunk as fuck. heehee
Holy shit im drunk, i think i just fucked a girl ans got her pregnant.
Basically saying you are willing to partake in something stupid if you are intoxicated enough to do so.
Guy 1:"Hey you wanna listen to Cardi B's New album with me?"
Guy 2: "If im drunk enough..."