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Dry Lumps

the quietest person in the office during the workday, but after a couple of drinks at the company picnic she's ready to lean over a balcony Mardi Gras-style and take her top off for Girls Gone Wild

Dry Lumps are shy and 100 percent business until one drop of booze transforms her like a shot of Jekyll's formula.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

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