dry ballin

dri-BALL'n: latin origin (v.) when a man steams his wrinkly genitals with a hand held steamer while masturbating

"Did you see Rick with his steamer in the locker room yesterday?"

"Yeah, he was dry ballin in front of the entire team!"

Dry ballin

When you see a level 9 hottie, and you think you might cream in your pants but don't.

Hey, Jon look over there...that chick has got me dry ballin!