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A person who clings to someone or something like a dryer sheet does to clothes fresh out of the dryer. These people are normally new somewhere and are trying to make friends or are younger kids.
Sally: This kid keeps following me around all day, he wont leave me alone.
Billy: That kids a real dryer sheet
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A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.
Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off
The act of taking a shit in someone's clothes dryer.
After removing his shit streaked clothes from the dryer, Eric realized,at last nights party a drunken JB had given him a dryer sheet.
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A person who attaches themselves to another and never goes away like a dryer sheet. The unsuspecting victim is usually semi-popular and somewhat friendly with the person who never lets them be.
Angela is being such a friggin dryer sheet. She never lets Amanda leave her sight.
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A wardrobe malfunction where a person,unknowingly,has a fabric softener dryer sheet peeking out their pants leg.
Did you notice that sexy secretary's dryer sheet hitchhiker?
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A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.
Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off