Dubner

n. \ˈdəbˈnər\: A Reddit readin', Coheed listenin', rifle spinnin' motherlover; a native of St. Mary's county, also known to inhabit Greenville, SC; weighing in at 118 pounds, he's the skinniest libertarian to ever pick up a five string bass.

"Hey, do you know Dubner?"
"You mean that skinny guy with the white Reeboks and the checkered bathrobe?"
"Yeah; that's him."
"Oh, I fucking love that guy!"

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