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To not pay attention and text the wrong thing to someone who's annoying the shit out of you with 50 questions ! Usually include a boyfriend, a girl friend and his seperated wife.
Makes for a good replacement in frustration or dissmay instead of GOD DAMN IT.
person A- what are you doing
Person B distracted by person C text- Duck Fucking
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The aftermath of a brutal pounding in which the female waddles around like a duck for weeks or even months at a time.
Jenny: Hey, Liz why are you walking like that?
Liz: Frank duck fucked me so hard last night.
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When two individuals engage in oral sex immediately after having sexual intercourse. Derived from the animal itself, ducks eat the stuff off the grass after a rainfall, like oral sex after sex.
"you wanna duck fuck?"
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The human sexual activity that is analogous to the coital actions of ducks in which the male mounts the female in a very domineering manner. He grasps her neck with his bill and submerges it beneath the water. This would be analogous to a man forcefully shoving a women's head or neck into the supporting surface while fucking her from behind.
Me: "dude, last night I was fucking this hoe from behind and grabbed her hair and stuffed her fucking head into the bed"
friend: "you duck fucked her?"
Me: "fo sho"
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When a female takes two Pringles and inserts them inside her vagina. One of the Pringles is upside down creating a duck bill. After this the male fucks her through the hole. Thus a Duck Fuck.
Dyson: " oh I finally got my dick inside Mikayla's bill. It was a mean Duck Fuck!"
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A person who fucks ducks because he is a zoöfilist.
Today i saw a duck fuck in the park. He got arrested.
Used when seeing something so unbelievingly mind blowing your brain has a spasm in an attempt to keep your head from exploding.
~You walk outside and see two hot, half-naked lesbians making out on your front porch~
You: "Holy Duck Fuck..."
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