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A small female duck found deep under the pacific ocean. Duckes are often miserable and like to talk about their day. If provoked, Duckes tend to shut you up with their beak and fly away. They feed on whales and fish and spend the majority of their time playing mobile video games. Many Duckes are highly intelligent but they lack the skill to make decisions in the heat of a situation.
Me: Look at that Ducke! Did you see the way it played the {drums?!
Dior: It must be a smart Ducke!
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Andy: That Ducke just ate a whale!
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Ducke is someone who plays Minecraft and other games. Duckes nickname is quaclk. Ducke reallllllllly like Mcdonalds,
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Wow! Look at that water chicken go!
That's a duck, bro.
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When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.
Bob: I ducking hate Joe!
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:
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A waterfowl.
But also, a funny person
T: I saw two ducks yesterday, they were stalking me through the window
H: I is a duck for sure
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The usage of the DuckDuckGo search engine to look something up.
Tom: Dudes, have you heard how much google is spying on us?
Dick: I have heard something about it, but don’t know the details
Henry: Dude, Tom is right, you should duck it.
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