Dudas' Law

Dudas' Law: A law which states that any imperfection on the female body can be overlooked if her boobs are big enough. A law that is followed by every straight man and some lesbians I guess.

"Hey man want me to hook you up with my sister's friend? She lost a leg in a car fire and is also half-retarded."

"How big are her tits?"

"Huge."

"I'll give her a call."

"Totally man, it's Dudas' law."

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