Dudley Moon

A saucy professor who indulges in the company of cats and the delight of upside-down pineapple cakes. Typically, Dudley Moons are fluent in Japanese. It's possible they take courses on the language in order to enjoy cinematic wonders known as "Hentai."

I went to bio lecture and Dudley Moon walked in. I wish he'd use that cat tie he's wearing to tie me up and eat upside-down pineapple cake off of me.