Duke of Argyle's

Cockney Rhyming slang for particularly painful piles.

Mum - Hiya son, did you enjoy your curry last night?

Son - Yes but now my Duke of Argyle's are in a right bloody state!

Duke of Argyle

Tool rarely purchased to make Ronnie’s weld acceptable

Pass me the Duke of Argyle this weld is savage

Duke of Argyle

Tool rarely purchased on a pipeline to make Ronnie’s weld acceptable

Pass me the Duke of Argyle James this weld is savage

Duke of Argyle

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Welding Inspector “ pass me the Duke of argyle this weld is savage “