Dumb As Fuck

You know, the guy above trying to be a smartass said there instead of their when referring to someone's idiocy. So really, the guy above is dumb as fuck.

The guy above: People still use it incorrectly though, showing there complete idiocy when they cannot correctly use the most versital word in the English language.

Me: Wow, you can't spell versatile, AND you said there instead of their. You are dumb as fuck.

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dumb as fuck

One of the only grammatical instances where the word "fuck" cannot be used. "Fuck" can serve as an adjective (your fuckin' stupid), verb (I want to fuck you), or a noun (you are one miserable fuck). However, when used as a noun, "fuck" is not plural by itself, like the words 'shit' or 'moose'. Fuck can only be plural when an 's' is attached (fucks). People still use it incorrectly though, showing there complete idiocy when they cannot correctly use the most versital word in the English language.

Correct: "You guys are dumb fucks."
Incorrect: "You guys are dumb as fuck."

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dumb stupid fucking bitch

Literally the worst person on the planet. They have zero redeeming qualities and absolutely no one can stand them. This title is not subject to gender.

Katy is such a dumb stupid fucking bitch. She pisses everyone off.
Jeremy is the biggest dumb stupid fucking bitch.

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Dumb fuck

A person who knows what you mean when you say something but acts confused.

Jonny: I have food on my table and a roof over my head. I am blessed.
Stevens: What kind of a house doesn't have a roof?
Jonny: It's a saying you dumb fuck!

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Dumb Fuck

1. Someone who gets easily confused and fails to use common sense when neccessary.

2. Someone who is so fucking stupid you want to meet their parents so you can pour hot coffee on their face.

Woman: I'm kind of hungry.
Man: Ok, let's grab a movie.
Womam: Seriously you dumb fuck, I said I'm hungry.

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Dumb fuck

A dumb fuck is someone that is undeniably stupid, they can't get their life together because of their epic level of stupidity, so they just continue to do dumb fucking shit, like dumping their millionaire girlfriend for an old Filipino prostitute that's married and has a kid.

(A) Have you ever met that guy Toby?

(B) No, I don't think I have...wait! Is he a dumb fuck?
(A) Yes! He's the guy I was telling you about, the one who got engaged to a married Filipino prostitute.

(B) Woah, he really is a dumb fuck.

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Dumb fuck

Probably you considering that you searched this

Damn he can’t figure out what a dumb fuck is

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