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Dumbledore

The most badass wizard to ever live. He won a duel against Gellert fucking Grindelwald, was named the most powerful wizard of his time, and was even headmaster of Hogwarts for a while, until he ordered Severus Snape to kill him because he fucked up his hand on a ring - one of Voldemort's horcruxes - which he destroyed. Like a boss.

Harry: I'm Dumbledore's man through and through.

by Tom M Riddle April 15, 2011

274πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


Dumbledoring

To retcon a character in a work and make them represent a minority community of the creator’s choice all along, even if it wasn’t mentioned at all in the source material.

Named after the character Prof. Dumbledore from the Harry Potter series, when author JK Rowling announced that Dumbledore is gay without explicitly stating or hinting it in the source text.

Blizzard has been Dumbledoring many of their characters in Overwatch recently. First Tracer is a Lesbian and then Symmetra is an autist. Now words confirmed that Soldier 76 is gay.

by CTRLee February 24, 2019


dumbledore

Headmaster of Hogswarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Full Name: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

He is made of awesome and a homosexual.

Just ask JK Rowling, she said so.

I wish I was as awesome as Dumbledore.

by AModernMyth October 21, 2007

284πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


dumbledore

Dumbledore is the ex-headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He is the only one who Voldemort ever feared. He is around 150 years old, and is the most powerful wizard in the world at this time. He has worked at hogwarts from before 1945-1996. He can speak many languages, and is known for finding the 12th use of dragons blood. He is friends with an ancient alchemist, Nicholas Flamel, rumored to be the creator of the "Philosopher's Stone" which can turn any metal into pure gold, and can create the elixer of life, which will render the drinker immortal for a specific amount of time. He has been asked to be the minister of magic many times, but he enjoys his life at hogwarts too immensely to even consider that.

Full name: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
Age: over 150 years
siblings: only one that we know of, Aberforth Dumbledore, who has been prosecuted for performing illegal charms on a goat.
Marital Status: Single as far as we know, but many fans wish that Minerva Mcgonagall is his wife.
Deathdate: june 29th 1996

"I will only truly have left this school none here are loyal to me... Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it." ~Albus Dumbledore, HP&TCOS

by aalikane March 20, 2006

659πŸ‘ 190πŸ‘Ž


dumbledore

The most taleted wizard of all time in the land of Harry Potter.

Harry: Dumbledore is the only man Voldemort was ever afraid of!

by Jedi Master Luna February 3, 2006

350πŸ‘ 99πŸ‘Ž


Dumbledore

A biased bitch who only cares about the Gryffindors.

Dumbledore is such an asshole! Can you believe he gave Gryffindor 500 points? We Slytherin should have won that House Cup!

by The Slytherin Queen February 12, 2019

17πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dumbledore

AN ASSHOLE WHO LEFT HARRY IN AN ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD WHICH IN NO WAY IS ACCEPTABLE

Jai: On a scale of Justin Beiber to Dumbledore, how much of an asshole is he?

Emmah: Dumbledore level of assholity.

by NON-BINARY SENTIENT BEING April 8, 2018

21πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž