Dumbledore Out

To depart by turning perpendicular to your audience, and moving forward un-waveringly to your next engagement. Full termination of eye contact and an expressionless face are key. Most practical when used in video chats.

Imma Dumbledore Out to grab a drink.

Outing Dumbledore

An unnecessary reveal after the fact; a potentially upsetting or annoying detail that is unrelated to the main idea or storyline.

“Dude, it turns out my mom pooped on the delivery table when I was born.”
“Bruh, way to be outing Dumbledore.”