Dummy Thiccums is when a person has an ass so yummy and juicy that you instinctively jizz your pants when you see it
It can also describe anything amazing
Obama: “Damn Bill your ass is looking extra dummy thiccums today”
Bill Clinton: “Thanks Barack, want to hear the clap of my ass cheeks?”
Obama: “Sure...”
*clap clap clap*
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